Adult-Oriented Activities!!!

topic posted Sun, May 31, 2009 - 1:16 PM by  Madame Raine
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Let's see some haiku, bitches:

Sashi my Lovely
Why is your ass so gorgeous?
NO COMPETITION.

I dreamt of Tempest
She pulled the gag from my mouth
and gave me candy.

Corsets, Boots and Lace
A velvety skirt to match
I just shit spiders.
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Madame Raine
San Diego
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  • Re: Adult-Oriented Activities!!!

    Sun, August 16, 2009 - 5:50 AM
    Mascara runs down,
    Undulations going up,
    Muscles scream, you cry.

    Dangerous dancer,
    Music flush on my pillow,
    Leaving music drained.

    Missing stocking, poo!
    Where the hell are you hiding?
    I rock with one sock.

    Playing dress up, fun!
    You're pretty in my lipstick,
    But you still can't dance.

    Show you how to dance,
    I got this move from Shakra,
    It goes ball-stomp-crush!

    Plunging neckline, eep!
    Oh my, what have you pierced now?
    Ity bity shorts.

    I glow in the dark,
    Wearing white in Goth club,
    Attention whore this!

    Caveat: I hate poetry.
    ~*Spoon*~